Oh, you know, that parable about the squirrels. One hoards acorns for winter but gets hit by a truck. The other one eats all of his acorns, becomes obese, and i

Oh, you know, that parable about the squirrels. One hoards acorns for winter but gets hit by a truck. The other one eats all of his acorns, becomes obese, and is worshipped by other squirrels for his acorn eating prowess, who bring him more acorns. Or something.