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Why We’re Suing Facebook For $25 Million In Statutory Damages
- pmorici 19y agoIs this a joke? or is this guy serious...
- kajecounterhack 19y agoIts a joke. Though I have to admit he had me up until he started talking about second degree burns.
- chrisbroadfoot 19y agoTriple soy latte was a great touch... hahaha
- tlrobinson 19y agoApril Fools. Read to the bottom and it's clearly a joke. But it's a day early (though to be fair, it is April 1st in some parts of a world) Please please please don't post every single April Fools joke you see on the internet tomorrow. If it's particularly hacker-worthy, then sure. This is not.
- kschrader 19y agoLet's just restrict it to jokes that are actually funny. That should weed out most of them. (Including this one.)
- nostrademons 19y agoIt's traditional on the Internet to post your April Fools as soon as it turns April 1 on the International Date Line, which is at 8:00 AM EDT on Marchc 31. So today's really the day when they all come out. They're usually gone by noon tomorrow.
- mattmaroon 19y agoI saw that title and came to the same conclusion without even reading. Skipped to the bottom and you're right, it's pretty obvious there.
- philippp 19y agoMaybe a single thread for all April fools jokes would be appropriate?
- Prrometheus 19y agoDamn. I’m going to go to bed and wake up on April 2nd. My world has no anchor today.
- hollywoodcole 19y agoI'm so freaking Gullible, I was about to write a big long comment referring to Facebook. Touche Michael Arrington!
- ArcticCelt 19y agoBastards, I only realized I got fooled at: "Later on, he also unfriended me."
- TrevorJ 19y agoDammit. I was really hoping to have ONE legitimate news story to follow tomorrow.
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- philippp 19y ago"We’ll be filing the lawsuit tomorrow" isn't the punchline. "I can say without hubris that I am a very important person" is. ;)
- hollywoodcole 19y agohaha..I lolz