Yes, any of those would be better than football. Even shirling (snake baiting) would be better. No-fly Quidditch would be better. Robot fighting league would

Yes, any of those would be better than football. Even shirling (snake baiting) would be better. No-fly Quidditch would be better. Robot fighting league would be better. Two old barbershop guys telling shaggy dog stories would be better. A magnified view of an ant colony devouring a moth would be better. Just watching the grass on the field grow would be... worse. There is a line.