Some years back in Orlando I asked the bartender whether they poured anything smaller than a pint. Technically, she said, it's not a pint, it's 14 ounces. Fourt

Some years back in Orlando I asked the bartender whether they poured anything smaller than a pint. Technically, she said, it's not a pint, it's 14 ounces. Fourteen ounces, I said, is more than technically not a pint, it's just simply not a pint.