A girl in Brooklyn once kicked me out of her apt at 3AM after, while discussing life I accidentally revealed the size of my savings ("enough to travel around In

A girl in Brooklyn once kicked me out of her apt at 3AM after, while discussing life I accidentally revealed the size of my savings ("enough to travel around India for a few months"). I've always said (though only ever to myself) that rule one of having a lot of money is: never tell pretty girls how much money you have. It might also be rule one of not having a lot of money.