I guess people are proud of their excements and want to parade them around as long as possible by making it take an unnecessarily long time and wasting as much

I guess people are proud of their excements and want to parade them around as long as possible by making it take an unnecessarily long time and wasting as much water as possible. It's like, to them, toilets should have a flush song and they need to selfie vlog dance about their "accomplishment" like saying "first."