Perl doesn't have one of these (afaict), perhaps because it would take up too many pages, but if you filter out just the Larry Wall quotes, you might get someth

Perl doesn't have one of these (afaict), perhaps because it would take up too many pages, but if you filter out just the Larry Wall quotes, you might get something close to this: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Larry_Wall http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Larry_Wall (or maybe http://www.cpan.org/misc/lwall-quotes.txt.gz http://www.cpan.org/misc/lwall-quotes.txt.gz ).