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Not true. I've lived over 20 years and have had 0 deaths during this time. [1] If you plot my number of deaths and extrapolate you can clearly see that I'll ne
by flashdance 9y ago
Not true. I've lived over 20 years and have had 0 deaths during this time. [1]
If you plot my number of deaths and extrapolate you can clearly see that I'll never die. [2]
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68
[2] http://i.imgur.com/p5Ee66g.png http://i.imgur.com/p5Ee66g.png
- mpweiher 9y agoSo with coffee, your chance of death is now negative! :-) Something something turkey mumble mumble... ;-)
- BoorishBears 9y ago* 0 deaths... as far as you know cue Twilight Zone theme
- FuckOffNeemo 9y agoProbably my favourite comment on HN to date.