This is hilarious. I like how they slowly go from 'be lazy' to 'outright violence.' Why don't we make these for our modern conflicts? North Korea, the sprawling

This is hilarious. I like how they slowly go from 'be lazy' to 'outright violence.' Why don't we make these for our modern conflicts? North Korea, the sprawling Middle East stuff, those crazy Russians around Georgia/Ukraine... "Call in sick and throw tools in the sewers. Threaten your boss by telephone and cut up the upholstery of vehicles. Put nails in battery cells. Paint seditious slogans. Burn down a warehouse."