I download zero apps per month because existing apps have trained me to believe that most "free" apps are actually user-hostile scams trying to trick you into s

I download zero apps per month because existing apps have trained me to believe that most "free" apps are actually user-hostile scams trying to trick you into spending far more on in-app purchases than you ever would on an app, and most paid apps still contain ads (or worse, requests that I advertise the app to my friends). But hey, that's the best way to drive up short-term profits.