Completely agree. I feel like I'm in some alternate universe... Well, maybe being in Florida is an alternate universe in this case. Disney is the king of merch

Completely agree. I feel like I'm in some alternate universe... Well, maybe being in Florida is an alternate universe in this case. Disney is the king of merch upsells. This is the same company that gets tens of thousands of visitors a day to actual physical theme parks. Most companies would be happy to get that to their website, which is just one URL away. Disney Jr. has "commercials" showing kids visiting different parks for the first time, and of course having a blast. Toy stores are full of Disney toys, books, movies, games, and even clothes. What is even happening anymore?