I've been declined services because my signature doesn't match my passport - like many, my handwriting has deteriorated significantly due to keyboard use and a

I've been declined services because my signature doesn't match my passport - like many, my handwriting has deteriorated significantly due to keyboard use and a document almost 10 years old isn't reflective of my current writing skills: I convinced the clerk to let to practice my signature on paper until it looked like my passport. Absurd and clearly insecure! I got some enjoyment out of the ridiculousness of it but I imagine others less cognisant of the farcical nature might have given up. (This wasn't a bank at least, it was a vehicle rental center in South America)