If you were to ask me, then you would have a 10% chance that you catch me in the wrong mood and my answer to any questions would be "f___ you". That percentage

If you were to ask me, then you would have a 10% chance that you catch me in the wrong mood and my answer to any questions would be "f___ you". That percentage might double if you were to ask me a stupid question about the color of a car when the answer is obvious.