Automated Distributed Execution of LLVM code using SQL JIT Compilation As collected by the SIGBOVIK group: http://sigbovik.org/2017/proceedings.pdf http://sig

Automated Distributed Execution of LLVM code using SQL JIT Compilation As collected by the SIGBOVIK group: http://sigbovik.org/2017/proceedings.pdf http://sigbovik.org/2017/proceedings.pdf Quote: "Following the popularity of MapReduce, a whole ecosystem of Apache Incubator Projects has emerged that all solve the same problem. Famous examples include Apache Hadoop, Apache Spark, Apache Pikachu, Apache Pig, German Spark and Apache Hive [1]. However, these have proven to be unusable because they require the user to write code in Java. Another solution to distributed programming has been proposed by Microsoft with their innovative Excel system. In large companies, distributed execution can be achieved using Microsoft Excel by having hundreds of people all sitting on their own machine working with Excel spreadsheets. These hundreds of people e combined can easily do the work of a single database server." PS: This thread is great, i'm bookmarking because here there are good (serious) papers.