Reminds me of my favourite Onion article - http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades,11056/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-

Reminds me of my favourite Onion article - http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades,11056/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-were-doing-... Especially for the line "Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it."