What we really need is a relationship advice app that treats the root causes of relationships problems: 1) Tells kids they should go to the gym instead of lear

What we really need is a relationship advice app that treats the root causes of relationships problems: 1) Tells kids they should go to the gym instead of learning to code 2) Career change for optimal male to female ratio 3) Gets you fired so that you can spend more time with your family 4) Alarm when you've had too much/too little coffee Any app that doesn't address these issues is purely for entertainment value