"Guilded Age Generation's" New Preference for Decadent, Sinful Kerosene Killing Honest Whale Oil Dealers! Lazy Great Generation Wants To Ride In Cars Instead o

"Guilded Age Generation's" New Preference for Decadent, Sinful Kerosene Killing Honest Whale Oil Dealers! Lazy Great Generation Wants To Ride In Cars Instead of Time-Tested Horse and Buggy! Drug-Addled Baby Boomers Spend All Their Time Idiotically Punching Numbers Into Fax Machines Rather than Learning Moorse Code Like They Should Be!