"I would prefer that we entirely deligitimize the notion of 'terms of service' having any measure of enforceability or weight." You're going to have to change

"I would prefer that we entirely deligitimize the notion of 'terms of service' having any measure of enforceability or weight." You're going to have to change copyright law, then, because one of the biggest things in any competent site's ToS is "You grant us unlimited, perpetual permission to modify/redistribute/host/etc. your content." Without that contractual agreement, most websites and forums and image hosting services could not exist as we know them today.