Do you really need a certificate from the Board of Regents to "appreciate things other than possessions", especially when said certificate incurs an immediate c

Do you really need a certificate from the Board of Regents to "appreciate things other than possessions", especially when said certificate incurs an immediate cost of tens of thousands of dollars, which most students have to finance and service for decades (thereby depriving them of at least the time, if not the financial freedom, to truly enjoy their appreciation of non-possessions)? Come off it.