It's not that I don't like narrative or couldn't appreciate opinion. But I want them seperated from the facts. If the title of the article promises interesting

It's not that I don't like narrative or couldn't appreciate opinion. But I want them seperated from the facts. If the title of the article promises interesting news and facts, then that is what I expect. When I want narrative, I read a novel. I want to form my own opinion after seeing the facts. Then I can compare my opinion with others. This article strikes a good balance between a blunt bullet-point list of facts, and too much talking. When in doubt, I prefer the list of facts. When I see an article starting with "It was a long and rainy summer day when John McDoe..." I stop reading and close the tab.