The article first starts with: > At its simplest, clean eating is about ingesting nothing but “whole” or “unprocessed” foods (whatever is meant by these deeply

The article first starts with: > At its simplest, clean eating is about ingesting nothing but “whole” or “unprocessed” foods (whatever is meant by these deeply ambiguous terms). Then despite acknowledging the definition is "deeply ambiguous" goes to great lengths to prove it is wrong. It cites as evidence some very niche diets, but I didn't see much in the way of an opposing view, for instance: "Clean diets are good to an extent, but remember to drink at least 1 soda per day. Also, supplement with some Totinos pizza rolls regularly for XX REASONS. And finally don't forget to add a smidgen of ice cream made with the best high fructose corn syrup with your salads, to ensure enough calories."