This is a very naive view of the legal system. In reality, a lawyer trying to "hack" a contract with some technicality will run afoul of a judge telling them t

This is a very naive view of the legal system. In reality, a lawyer trying to "hack" a contract with some technicality will run afoul of a judge telling them to sit down and shut up. Judges exist to discern the intent behind the contract and thereby fix "bugs" in the contract that would otherwise lead to absurd, unintended outcomes. "Loopholes" matter a hell of a lot less in real life than in episodes of Law & Order or whatever you've been watching.