Hm, you're right; sorry. In hindsight, this post would have been better suited to Reddit, as I posted it simply because I thought the patent's content would be

Hm, you're right; sorry. In hindsight, this post would have been better suited to Reddit, as I posted it simply because I thought the patent's content would be fun to analyze, plus it was funny. I didn't mean to say anything about the patent system itself, just this patent.