I initially had Javascript off, so I figured it was part of the joke when the space for the shortest Node.js web server was empty. When the shortest Clojure we

I initially had Javascript off, so I figured it was part of the joke when the space for the shortest Node.js web server was empty. When the shortest Clojure web server was also zero characters, I got suspicious. Don't forget to add a non-Javascript version for people without Javascript (rare) and bots (common).