I once dated a girl who said to me: "Barnes and Noble? What's that?" and "I've only read two books in my life." But she was the one that broke it off. Now I'm

I once dated a girl who said to me: "Barnes and Noble? What's that?" and "I've only read two books in my life." But she was the one that broke it off. Now I'm marrying someone that I worked with in a bookstore.