> As a life-long hipster I must object to this. Hipsterdom has nothing to do with... These sentences just contradict each other. I doubt you're a hipster, beca

> As a life-long hipster I must object to this. Hipsterdom has nothing to do with... These sentences just contradict each other. I doubt you're a hipster, because a real hipster would deny being a hipster, and yet you're identifying as one.