I was unable to find my all-time favorite review, which is for a 55 gallon tub of lubricant. Here's an excerpt: "So I "took the initiative", as women like men

I was unable to find my all-time favorite review, which is for a 55 gallon tub of lubricant. Here's an excerpt: "So I "took the initiative", as women like men to do, and rolled the barrel out into the living room. "Ready to tap the keg?" I joked, and by "keg" I meant "55-gallon barrel of personal lubricant." She looked at me all shocked, and said "That's it, I'm out of here!" I asked why, since she didn't need to run to Walgreens for more lubricant - there was plenty right here. But she didn't answer, and got up to leave anyway." Find the rest here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B005MR3IVO/R1LF7VHD9NF8GI?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B005MR3IVO/R1LF7VHD9NF8G...