I freely admit this is an oldie that has been posted on various sites many times, and furthermore I confess that I gratuitously editorialized the headline. I ap

I freely admit this is an oldie that has been posted on various sites many times, and furthermore I confess that I gratuitously editorialized the headline. I apologize and throw myself at the mercy of the court. My only excuse is that there is a heatwave in Toronto at the moment and my brain is malfunctioning in the afternoon's sultry, oppressive heat.