~Congratulations. You just guaranteed that he will grow up to wear a striped trilby, call it a fedora, and say "m'lady".~ ~...To his anime character pillow.~

~Congratulations. You just guaranteed that he will grow up to wear a striped trilby, call it a fedora, and say "m'lady".~ ~...To his anime character pillow.~ ~...In your basement.~ ~Best to just turn yourself in to child protective services now, you horrible, horrible monster.~ Don't worry, anti-vaccine parents are still worse than you.