This tagline is excellent. OP, seriously consider it! Once knew a guy online that had done something stupid when he was a teenager. He was a big, scruffy guy a

This tagline is excellent. OP, seriously consider it! Once knew a guy online that had done something stupid when he was a teenager. He was a big, scruffy guy and altogether would've been a hard sell to an employer. But he was exceptionally smart and funny - would make a great colleague - and I bet many employers would've overlooked him.