I'll be honest, the only R. Kelly cult story I care about is Trapped in the Closet - seriously, even if that's not your scene, watch it, you won't regret it. I

I'll be honest, the only R. Kelly cult story I care about is Trapped in the Closet - seriously, even if that's not your scene, watch it, you won't regret it. I think currently it stands at about 3-4 hours of comedy gold, whether it's intended to be or not is another subject entirely...