That hilariously restrictive definition would have classified my old beast of an ex-military cargo vehicle as a "minivan", but I doubt you'd convince any onlook

That hilariously restrictive definition would have classified my old beast of an ex-military cargo vehicle as a "minivan", but I doubt you'd convince any onlooker to label a vehicle like this as anything other than a "truck": http://www.tacticaltruck.com/images_other/m109a3.jpg http://www.tacticaltruck.com/images_other/m109a3.jpg