Since it's a programming forum my favorite satirical map is of C++: http://goldns.ru/cppmap-2012.png http://goldns.ru/cppmap-2012.png That was probably more r

Since it's a programming forum my favorite satirical map is of C++: http://goldns.ru/cppmap-2012.png http://goldns.ru/cppmap-2012.png That was probably more relevant maybe 10 years ago, things have improved since. But anyone who remembers how it was will have a good laugh. These always crack me up: "Concepts Shipwreck" - anyone remember those ? malloc/free Oasis - remember thinking, "I am confused by all new and deletes so I'll just use malloc and free" "Type casting ghosts dance in the meadows"