I bought one of these way back when. It was the model with the hole in it for hooking to a lanyard or something else absurd... It was so dumb and jittery I mic

I bought one of these way back when. It was the model with the hole in it for hooking to a lanyard or something else absurd... It was so dumb and jittery I microwaved it a little and then swatted it off my roof with a tennis racket. Was fun, would destroy again 10/10