This looks like satire - these guys are literally underperforming the S&P. My own personal investing returns as an individual surpass theirs! Where can I sign

This looks like satire - these guys are literally underperforming the S&P. My own personal investing returns as an individual surpass theirs! Where can I sign up to gamble with other peoples money with my black-box AI algorithms based on fungal evolutionary genomics? “It’s hard to explain simply why and how it works"