Sort of similar how in political discussions, there's always someone around to dismiss grievances with "left and right both suck, I'm in the center". I've taken

Sort of similar how in political discussions, there's always someone around to dismiss grievances with "left and right both suck, I'm in the center". I've taken to calling these people "enlightened centrists". They will usually mumble something about "horseshoe theory" while they are at it, too.