I've never been to a festival that wasn't a mix of neon strippers and crusty dreadheads leaving all manner of chip wrappers and plastic cups on an increasingly

I've never been to a festival that wasn't a mix of neon strippers and crusty dreadheads leaving all manner of chip wrappers and plastic cups on an increasingly sticky ground. Now, granted, lots of great music and good times, but the whole "lot of people doing drugs for long periods makes a mess" feels... very accurate.