Um, the vast majority of companies don't have cutesy nicknames of their employees yet manage to write thousands of documents about them without any problems. I

Um, the vast majority of companies don't have cutesy nicknames of their employees yet manage to write thousands of documents about them without any problems. If I'm talking to someone uninitiated and I say "I am a Stripe" they would look at me like am have 30 heads. Not a good way to make outside friends. I would say "I work at the payment processing company Stripe."