Your statement reminds me in a way of Diogenes of Sinope[1]: The most scandalous of these activities involves his masturbation in the marketplace, to which he

Your statement reminds me in a way of Diogenes of Sinope[1]: The most scandalous of these activities involves his masturbation in the marketplace, to which he responded he wished it were as easy to relieve hunger by rubbing an empty stomach. [1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes_of_Sinope