Yeah. Liquor consumption is crazy when you dig into the numbers. From [slate](http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2014/10/how_muc

Yeah. Liquor consumption is crazy when you dig into the numbers. From [slate](http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2014/10/how_much_alcohol_do_americans_drink_consumption_predicts_alcoholism_and.html http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_exa...), 11-drinks-per-week is the national average, but it's so top-loaded that hitting that average means you're in the top 20%. And given the top 10% is more-than-10-per-day, given it's also on the sharp end of the curve, I kinda don't even want to know what the numbers are for the top 5% or 1%...