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IBM invented Buzzword Compliance. It's probably patented. There is likely an IBM Buzzword Compliance team. I bet they leverage Watson to ensure compliance.
by coldcode 9y ago
IBM invented Buzzword Compliance. It's probably patented. There is likely an IBM Buzzword Compliance team. I bet they leverage Watson to ensure compliance.
- PaulHoule 9y agoI wish they had a patent, then they could stop everyone else from doing it.
- framebit 9y agoI bet they leverage Watson to ensure cognitive compliance for strategic solutionings. Fixed it for you.
- flavio81 9y agoThis just in, after the Buzzword Quality Assurance process: I bet they leverage Watson to ensure world-class, mission-critical cognitive compliance for strategic cloud-aligned, value-added, blockchain-enabled solutionings.
- framebit 9y agoThat is horrible and beautiful, well done. I'm going to go listen to Mission Statement now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4
- nepife 9y agoIt's part of the Department of Redundancy Department.