“Tim: did you take the door?” “No, sir! I did not take the door!” “Maurice. Did you take the door?” “No, I did not take the door, sir.” “Feynman, did you ta

“Tim: did you take the door?” “No, sir! I did not take the door!” “Maurice. Did you take the door?” “No, I did not take the door, sir.” “Feynman, did you take the door?” “Yeah, I took the door.” “Cut it out, Feynman, this is serious! Sam! Did you take the door . . .”—it went all the way around. Everyone was shocked. There must be some real rat in the fraternity who didn't respect the fraternity word of honor!