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Blockchain! Machine learning! Cloud! This is the most Buzzword Compliant mainframe we've ever made!

• coldcode 9y ago
  IBM invented Buzzword Compliance. It's probably patented. There is likely an IBM Buzzword Compliance team. I bet they leverage Watson to ensure compliance.
  • PaulHoule 9y ago
    I wish they had a patent, then they could stop everyone else from doing it.
  • framebit 9y ago
    I bet they leverage Watson to ensure cognitive compliance for strategic solutionings. Fixed it for you.
    • flavio81 9y ago
      This just in, after the Buzzword Quality Assurance process: I bet they leverage Watson to ensure world-class, mission-critical cognitive compliance for strategic cloud-aligned, value-added, blockchain-enabled solutionings.
      • framebit 9y ago
        That is horrible and beautiful, well done. I'm going to go listen to Mission Statement now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4
  • nepife 9y ago
    It's part of the Department of Redundancy Department.
• Aardwolf 9y ago
  It doesn't mention XML, is it no longer a thing? :)
  • chiph 9y ago
    Maybe that's an indicator of a technology being at the tail end of the hype curve - IBM marketing no longer mentions it.