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It might be more honest if they said "IBM Data AI Division."

• tomjakubowski 9y ago
  "IBM DAD"? :) More seriously, do you think Microsoft would have been more honest if they'd called Windows "Microsoft Graphical Multitasking Operating System"? Or if BMW had gone with "BMW Better Performance And A Cooler Badge But It'll Cost You" instead of "BMW M"? Brand names exist for a reason.
  • RRWagner 9y ago
    Why not just call it "Watson Systems"?
    • komali2 9y ago
      Stop, I'm getting fucking flashbacks to our early product design meetings.
      • moccachino 9y ago
        You have more interesting meetings than I have..
    • chongli 9y ago
      Because IBM markets to CEOs, not IT staff. They want their customers excitedly talking about Jeopardy-winning, superhuman AI at the dinner table. Technical people won't do that.
• dotancohen 9y ago
  How about: With All The Shit On Nails Hmm, I'm having a hard time figuring out the N. Ideas?
  • semi-extrinsic 9y ago
    "With All The Shit One Needs"?