tl;dr: "designed for business" "next wave of collaborative experiences" "fundamentally change" "ushering in a new era of productivity" "redefines industry

tl;dr: "designed for business" "next wave of collaborative experiences" "fundamentally change" "ushering in a new era of productivity" "redefines industry paradigms" "designed from the ground-up" "global economy" "breadth of capabilities" "open extensible platform" "productive experience on the go" "collaboration architecture" "cloud computing" "total cost of ownership" "comprehensive suite of unified communication and collaboration applications" "broad array of capabilities" "intuitive contacts driven user experience" "a new way of working" "a tremendous competitive advantage" That about sums it up. And no, she doesn't ever turn it on.