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[Official containment subthread for complaining about the name "CockroachDB"] Under the terms of the Unified HN Convention, agreed 2015, every thread about Coc
by ForHackernews 9y ago
[Official containment subthread for complaining about the name "CockroachDB"]
Under the terms of the Unified HN Convention, agreed 2015, every thread about CockroachDB must by law contain a series of complaints about the name of the database. Please post yours below.
To help you get started, here's some prompts you might use:
"My Enterprise CTO will never go for something named..."
"I just think the name sounds really disgusting and off-putting..."
"Marketing a product is at least as important as making a product, and this is bad marketing..."
- SeeDave 9y agoYikes. Guilty as charged for unironically making comments as the first two. Going to stare very quietly in nature and reflect.
- look_lookatme 9y agoHave they fixed the performance issues in Atom yet? Last time I checked it couldn't load a 800MB file without locking up.
- mlok 9y agoThe limit seems to be around 40MB now https://discuss.atom.io/t/atom-file-size-restriction-is-it-still-set-at-2mb/43395/6 https://discuss.atom.io/t/atom-file-size-restriction-is-it-s...
- Fiahil 9y ago"For the Swarm!"
- Gigablah 9y ago"Should've been called RoachDB"
- sametmax 9y agoBlizzard called and wants you to talk to their lawyer