My coworkers might gossip about the number of prostitutes I hire to visit my apartment. I would have to explain at the water cooler that I only hire the prosti

My coworkers might gossip about the number of prostitutes I hire to visit my apartment. I would have to explain at the water cooler that I only hire the prostitutes to indulge strange sexual fetishes and I won't be spreading STDs because you can't get STDs from the strange things I do.