The first text a browsing reader is liable to see purports to be a salacious sample from the book, but the episode never happens in the main text, nor does anyt

The first text a browsing reader is liable to see purports to be a salacious sample from the book, but the episode never happens in the main text, nor does anything else of that tone: the book has no explicit sexual content. To quote Otto from A Fish Called Wanda, "Disappointed!"