"I don't have a Facebook Account" is the 90's equivalent of "I don't have a TV". Here's the trope for people who who may not remember: http://www.theonion.com/

"I don't have a Facebook Account" is the 90's equivalent of "I don't have a TV". Here's the trope for people who who may not remember: http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-constantly-mentioning-he-doesnt-own-a-tel-429 http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-constantly-mentioni...