That Slack post is terrible. I can't believe they would site concurrency as a strength of PHP...."Asynchronously curl’ing to localhost (or even another web serv

That Slack post is terrible. I can't believe they would site concurrency as a strength of PHP...."Asynchronously curl’ing to localhost (or even another web server) provides a shared-nothing, copy-in/copy-out way of exploiting parallelism." I almost have to wonder if this is satire